Two great soundbites from the daily show tonight:

- Bush says “If John Kerry were in power, … the terrorists would have those 380 pounds of explosives.” Hmmm. Who has those explosives now? THE TERRORISTS! Come on people, don’t let them prove that we’re that stupid to fall for this garbage.
- Speaking of Gullianis now infamous quote, Stewart said: “Finally a leader who’s willing to stand up to support the war and blame the troops.” Cheers. What a jackass. This from the party that tried to slam Kerry for degrading the wonderful and large “coalition of the willing.” Great. WAKE UP PEOPLE!